When things go WRONG between the sheets!
- Faceless Femininity

- Sep 21, 2022
- 2 min read
Let’s face it; sex never goes according to the movies. NEVER. So, what should a woman do when sex becomes a series of embarrassing moments?

HERE ARE SEVERAL QUICK FIXES!
Screaming out your ex name by accident. First accept that you did but don’t expect your partner to continue and pretend like his name is Jim when you screamed Jeff.
FIX IT (by doing this): Apologize and ensure it never happens again. You are human so it is okay to make that mistake especially if you were in that relationship for a decade.
Orgasm face. An orgasm face is never “pretty”. It is actually quite funny. FIX IT (by doing this): Just continue and laugh about it when it is all over.
Farts or air-escape? This one is probably a common one for women. It is normal ladies and quite funny! What happened is that air got in the vagina and because of the sexual penetration, your vagina may release that sound. But, really, it is not that serious. FIX IT (by doing this): Instead of being mortified, just laugh it off.
Leaking. It happens and normal so do not be alarmed ladies. FIX IT (by doing this): Don’t let the extra fluid stop you. Just continue. Maybe your partner is not even aware until you bring attention to it.
KIDS walk in. No one wants their child or children to see a “Sex in the City scene,” but if it happens, diminishing the spectacle it the best option. FIX IT (by doing this): Cover up and go be honest with children. Too often parents lie to their children about sex and intimacy so children grow up with misguided perceptions of sex. Just be honest and try to prevent it from reoccurring by LOCKING the doors.
‘Stinky’ Breath. If your morning breath is a romance killer in the mornings, simply wake up before your lover does and go brush your teeth before you start the love scene!




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